G Fresh

contraction of "Geoff Fresh", or "Geoffrey Fresh", sometimes used as G (Fresh), it is used as a nom de plume to indicate a strong tongue-in-cheek response or recommendation or assignment or attribution to the author, one who is named "Geoff" or "Geoffrey". One can also use a mitigated version, as in "G (fresher than most)". The usages are an intellectualization of Geoff's emotional or intentional states of mind when presented as a salutation and authorship.

In a letter to a friend, example:
(discussing Apple's new phone product release)

What do you mean, "almost complete"?

Hell, they're sucking out your bodily fluids while you sleep for their alien experiments... Pretty soon, you'll wake up and say, " Steve IS my savior, no one else maketh me to lie down in green pastures..."

What is next? Perhaps the latest Apple 'next great thing'? A smart TV? .... Electrode implantation?

You just need to clone the whole family for the almighty fruit, blessed be it! Apple suite of products for everyone!!

I genuflect in the direction of Cupertino,

G fresh

by QPower December 15, 2011

Electrospasmer G

The act of milking someone's prostate by inserting a stun baton up his rectum and giving it a strong electric discharge

Andrea performed an Electrospasmer G on her husband Mike during the swinger party

Nic was given a full Electrospasmer G making him cum all over the blankets

by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022

faux g

When your phone says that it has service but it turns out when you try to use it that it doesn't. A combination of 4G and 'faux' for fake.

*Sees 4 bars on phone display*
*Opens web browser, only to find there's no internet*
"Oh darn, looks like my phone has faux g reception right now"

by Ned Burchfiel December 2, 2021

Kami G

a daredevil with a heart full of confidence and charisma. Kami G is spontaneous and sexy, with a voice that ricochets in the whole room. Kami G will warm your whole soul with her loving nature and continues to keep the life of the party going. She never disappoints and can get rowdy AF in crowds but you love her every time for her silly antics. Kami G knows when to get serious and when it’s silly and sexy time. If you know Kami G, your life is so much more fun and worth living!

Here she comes that Kami G, always full of surprises. That’s my kochana!

by livlaughlearnp January 3, 2021

g-pat

Someone who is a sexist egotistical narcissist with a God complex and only contributes toxicity to communities while being a gatekeeper.

Patrick always seems to think he's the best and insults new people, especially women. He's such a g-pat.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodLord February 18, 2021

Sawyer G

Great person best friend great athlete great fight very cute all around awesome hes a singer in the making after he got rejected he became a musical genius and has a song out called two peas in a pod and his friend own the chanel muller gamez

sawyer Great person best friend great athlete great fight very cute all around awesome hes a singer in the making after he got rejected he became a musical genius and has a song out called two peas in a pod and his friend own the chanel muller gamez

by $awyer September 2, 2022

John with a G

John with a G or, Gohn <3

John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.

Girl: omg gohn is so hot!

Boy: he prefers the title ‘John with a g’

by Iris<3 April 28, 2022