A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008

the fudge pop 

Where you fist somebody's butthole then take your poop covered fist out and make the person lick the poop off

fudge pop poop coverd fist fisting the fudge pop

the fudge pop by ahfdhfjsdhf March 21, 2010

hot fudge mop 

After fucking a girl in her ass, pull your dick out and cum on her forehead. Then take your shit stained dick and rub the cum all over her face.

I hot fudge mopped her.

hot fudge mop by Fire p May 16, 2014

Ipplepen Fudge Pack 

This is where 3 Ipplepen males all insert their penis's into a hot steaming turd, and continue until the have destroyed the said turd and wipe it on eachother!

Hey Dave did you hear about the lads oding an ipplepen Fudge Pack the other day?

Ipplepen Fudge Pack by Reilly O'nizzle July 7, 2008

hot fudge sundae

A sexual position in which a man shits on somones chest then blows a quite large white creamy substance known as cum on top of the recently planted poop. Next to the man there happens to be a jar of fresh picked cherries in which he uses to place a cherry on the top. Now the man can decide whether to feed it to her with a spoon or with his penis.

Im hungry, I could go for a hot fudge sundae.

hot fudge sundae by Da Sak September 8, 2006

Guacamole Fudge Sticks 

1)A random food that tastes absolutely gross even though no has tried it.
2)A random saying made in 4th hour Physical Science

GUACAMOLE FUDGE STICKS!!!!

Guacamole Fudge Sticks by Ainslee February 22, 2009

Doggy Fudge 

Dog Diarea mixed to perfection with rich whole made Hershy's milk chocolate with imported arab urine.

My son ate doggy fudge from my butt crack. There was an extra ingredient that was unique. My butt crack nourished and housed this warm delicious delicacy.

Doggy Fudge by Chauncy Jamal December 14, 2003