Farm Fresh Scramble

Early morning/Wake-up Sex with a rugged country guy.

I had a great Farm Fresh Scramble with Mickie this morning!

by AlienCat4915 October 7, 2018

One Fresh Pizza69

a GAY Urban dictionary user who makes dumb definitions

One Fresh Pizza69 is REALLY GAY

by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 9, 2019

Ass-Gusher Frequent-Flusher

When someone is known to take massive shits and clog toilets. They have to flush each individual turd as it comes out to keep the toilet from clogging.

"Brian is an ass-gusher frequent-flusher"

by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009

Hair Trigger Flush

When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.

Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.

by calvinke April 2, 2010

Courtesy Phone Flush

A cleansing toilet flush when caught taking a dump whilst on the phone

Bob; "Phhhlt" <plop>
Phil: Dude! Are you taking a dump?
Bob: Yeah man, can't wait.
Phil: How 'bout a courtesy phone flush? I can't concentrate on our

conversation!

by nextdaycorn July 24, 2010

G-Street Fresh Boyz

Literally the most amazing band ever.
They have the dopest freestylers from the Chi.
They are all well endowed and pull hoes nonstop.

Girl: Hey, what're you listening to?
Boy: Some G-Street Fresh Boyz
Girl: OMG, I JUST WANT YOU TO RAIL MY VAG RIGHT NOWW!

by Edd Helmms August 22, 2011

A Royal Flush

First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.

Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.

Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.

I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.

by I´am the real D2 February 6, 2014