Best Friends

When you can talk about jizz under a boob flap without feeling awkward.

Person 1: Hey Savannah, did you hear about Jimmy jizzing in April's boob flap yesterday?
Person 2:If we weren't best friends, this would be very very awkward.

by sportslovr15 September 20, 2009

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Friends

1) You can rely on them to tell you when you look stupid, or not.
2)The pee in your pants.

1) friend 1"hey man, you have lettuce in your hair, you look like a dumbass."
friend 2"wow thanks for telling me! why didn't anyone else tell me?"
friend 3" 'cause it's more fun that way."
2) Friends are like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

by udaddict August 23, 2009

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friends with detriments

the opposite of a friend with benefits. this a person with whom you maintain some form of emotional (hopefully mutual) relationship, but for whatever reason has ceased the physical (sexual) aspects. it may be an on again off again situation or just one that has stagnated to no longer manifest itself in physical affection though for some god forsaken reason still won't die completely. inexplicably these arrangements call for mutual exclusivity resulting in two sexually unsatisfied parties

I totally would've hooked up with that chick but I still got this friends with detriments thing going with suzy

by thetommyshow April 6, 2010

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friendship penis

A really small penis

Wow Ryan Jude Rankin you have a "nice" friendship penis. Exclaimed Cam.

by trevorthedog May 9, 2019

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No-Friends McGee

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.

<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

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Vaginary Friends

it is another word for benifrends or friends w/benefits.

Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!

Guy: "I love having benifriends!! Its such a relief!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"

by Nefertiri November 30, 2009

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