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cracker flaps

Any white male or female with a big ass mouth, or got extra baggage hanging below!
"Look at that bitch & her cracker flaps!"
"Dude is outta his flaps"

"Straight CrackerFlaps"
by JJJBEAN January 11, 2021
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Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.
by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012
mugGet the Flap Your Crackermug.

Flap

To get shutdown when breaking a rule or law.
We got flapped by our neighbors for smoking weed.
by FloBoy December 13, 2016
mugGet the Flapmug.

guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.
I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....
by southernlady83 June 25, 2018
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Fart flaps

When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole
"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"
by GnTMoose July 14, 2020
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Peepee flaps

Peepee flaps are what you yell to your best friend when you are bored
Girl1: I am bored. Girl2: PEEPEE FLAPS! Girl1:lmfao
by Crustydusty17 November 17, 2019
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wing-flaps

The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.
Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!
by QuacksO November 17, 2011
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