by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021
The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.
Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!
Yeah, she's great at female farming!
Yeah, she's great at female farming!
by j gatsby November 26, 2013
Rage in women that stems from being so bottled up 24/7 because as a woman you’re expected to sit there and take it, so much rage that it expels out viciously, loudly and violently.
*The loudest screech of the most deserved obscenity towards anyone or anything that is just too much to deal with (female rage)*
by fishployee November 12, 2023
Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
A YouTube video by Rationality Rules. If this is what's being taught to kids in schools... I don't see a problem with it. Very concise. Nicely outlines the social implications of how we conceive of gender.
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.
The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.
by The Original Agahnim July 03, 2021
A female that will do anything to show loyalty to a man. One who will betray her own friends in order to have a better reputation in the males eyes. A snake that will bite her own sister if a dick told her to.
by Yoooooo Dad April 08, 2022