February 16

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro

Friend: oh shit happy birthday bro, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!

by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021

February 12th

Send your boyfriend nudes and take him out for a good time! ;)

Don’t you know about February 12th? That’s when your girlfriend gives you a field day!

by SomeDudeInTexas December 24, 2021

February 33

National Murders Day

Me: oh no! It's February 33

by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021

February 14

Give your valentine a card asking for a kiss

Person 1: "Oh its February 14th, you know what that means?"
Person 2: " Fine I'll ask her for a kiss"

by Hazaxxxxxx January 2, 2022

February 10th

a day when cute/fugly mfs are born (there no in between biatch 🙄)

Gawd Dayum she’s so cute “yeah bro shes born on February 10th”

Gawd Dayum she’s so fugly “yeah she’s born on February 10th”

by glockinmyrawrie. January 7, 2022

February 18th

National leave people on delivered day

Hey have you heard of February 18th it’s national leave people on read day

by Ezra bolen January 8, 2022

February 14

It’s national ask your crush to be your valentines! Maybe even date..

February 14
Me: hey Lukas.. uh.. wanna be my valentines?
Lukas: sure.. how about date?
Me: YES

by him..<3 January 8, 2022