fake

this mother fucker can die in hell you will find them enjoying them selves or having a better life than you these assholes
can die in hell

person:1 who is that
me: that is my bitch wife Karen she is a FAKE ass

person:1 what
me:fuck you (crying)

by conanLM November 12, 2017

fake landlord

A landlord who pumps beer as well as hot barmaids. They barmaids usually end up doing porno's after. He wants to add a taxi to his repertoire

You seen that Mark recently? Oh the fake landlord

by FakeLandlord May 15, 2018

Fake Gucci boi

It is that Boi that ur friend likes and he tries to flex on her with his Gucci but we all know he got it half off at good will

u like fake Gucci Boi Oofff

by lugrayay April 30, 2019

Fake Ass Friends Day

You Expose and drop a pic of friends who acted/were fake asf on Oct.15

Guess what it's Fake Ass Friends Day.. I gotta lot of bitches to post

by Babygurll.jaee October 8, 2019

Fake friends

fake friends r people who chat shit abut u behind ur back andr to scared to say anything 2 ur face. they r pussios. they will become jealous very easily, so if yano wats gud 4 ya, ditch em

Marias such a fake on, she was chatting shit about me on her story . Although she didnt exactly say my name, it wudnt take a fuckin genius 2 figure out who she was talking abt. fake friends smh

by the kanjar that live next door December 16, 2019

fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.

by guytheginger September 4, 2020

Fake boyfriend

A girl that people claim has a boyfriend but isn't on her social media and no one has actually seen him in real life.

like pretty sure like she has like a fake boyfriend like.

by arge68 February 5, 2021