Lap Eggs

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

by Chad A. February 28, 2003

Egg Salad

Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.

"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"

"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."

by MilliHAX October 16, 2009

butt egg

dumping your load in ones ass

leaving behind a butt egg

by bigdrewdog October 4, 2006

Egg Fuck

Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.

Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!

by Planet Cockstar's President December 22, 2014

Egg Sandwitch

When you are eating a slutbucket out and you have the pussy and the ass in your mouth.

I was eatin some biatch out and suddenly i had an egg sandwitch. Yum.

by shift 4 intel April 29, 2003

Egg McMuff

A Comical way of refering to an Egg McMuffin. Part of the McDonalds breakfast menu.

Guy1: I'm just gonna swing by McDonalds and grab a burger, you want anything?

Guy2: Yeah pick us up an Egg McMuff mate.

by ThompsonDB October 16, 2006

Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

by HL10 July 25, 2015