eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.

It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.

by crankthetank April 15, 2010

Bottle Eating

When you have that sudden uncontrollable urge to eat a bottle

Dave: Ayo im so hungry
Tim: You know what you should do
Dave: What
Tim: It your bottle
Dave: NAH FAM
Tim: alright

Dave: Actually maybe I will
Tim: Do it BITCH
Dave: TRY ME BITCH
Dave: *Consumes bottle whole*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle Eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021

eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

by bageleater69 October 13, 2016

[eating] sponge

To go down on woman's answer to the average sea sponge, i.e. to have a fish supper or eat hairy burger, to poke on through the beef curtains and give the audience a wink

"i could hardly breath for the full 15 minutes of eating sponge, for it took a lot of eating and soaked up the life from me"

by Gerikashaybux December 31, 2008

Eating buddy

Favourite persons to dine with or eat with.

One of my main eating buddies has turned vegan so now I'm short on an eating buddy.

by Kazim Richard February 28, 2019

eating mode

The way a human feels when his or her body is receptive to food.

Individuals are not always in the eating mode, they are not always receptive to food. For example, if something or someone frightens a person, they enter the flight or fight mode and their stomach, brain, and body will not want to eat any food. Interesting, it is that in the flight or fight mode, which most people call the "fight or flight" mode, I think I would be open to drinking, at least water, to be able to fight or run away better. Humans are not airplanes, it may be best to call it the "fight or run away (or flee mode)."

by but for February 5, 2018

Eating pussy

A really normal hobby that most people enjoy... They imagine the pussy like its Oreos to boost motivation.

Eating pussy

by quartz89 March 13, 2022