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Major Douche

One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.
Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...
by Concerned Mutter December 10, 2009
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douche brush

noun

A person of extremely low character; similar to a douche bag, but much more severe. Another defining characteristic is that the douche brush fully knows that he or she is a douche brush and does not care to change.
That douche brush almost ran over that old lady carrying a newborn hemophiliac baby across the street, and then he flipped her off!
by G-Yo June 25, 2008
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koont douche

The PG-13 synonym for a bloody cunt. Used primarily on junior high school playgrounds and schoolbuses.
Does that koont douche of a bus driver know her five o'-clock shadow is showing?
by JJ Shepherd May 19, 2006
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douche nerd

A geeky person who's become overly confident with the opposite sex. These people tend to treat their significant other with less respect than when they were not so confident.

This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.
Boyfriend: Wow, there are so many hott chicks on my facebook now!
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.
by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011
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Douche canoe

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.
by C.R.W January 16, 2013
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douche whore

a woman who typically dates douche bags, also known as a "douche ho"
"Is Isabella still dating that douche bag?"
"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."
by yao ming's sidekick August 4, 2009
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Douche Cock

A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.

tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."

wears sunglasses on the back of your head

complete tool
Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.

Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
by Ripper47 May 1, 2010
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