front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

Back door Bushy

An overweight kid from Poquoson who loves to eat ass

Damn bro you know Back door Bushy is supposed to be here tonight

by Duty2018 May 29, 2022

Kirby at ur door

It’s aiden and winnie(a condum) and a gay person who is hunting u down

Kirby at ur door when Winnie is here in front of aiden.

by Ejigjugeujgd May 8, 2023

playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Asshole next door

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.

She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

closed door courage

When someone is behind a closed door and says anything they want but once the door opens and the person they have been talking shit to gets ahold of them they are cowards.

Johnny showed a lot of closed door courage in making fun of Billy while they were in lockdown, but once the doors opened Johnny made sure the guards could always see him.

Internet trolls are now the epitome of closed door courage. Because they know nothing they say will ever have any repercussions.

by HunterofTrolls September 23, 2017

trap door syndrome

When a man's penis migrates from one side to the other, but turn falls thru the opening in the front of his underwear. Resulting in a trap that needs to be adjusted for comfort.

When I was insert activity I caught trap door syndrome mid stride, and was trouser trapped. Luckily the one leg shuffle sorted it out.

by 4BsBestIRL August 22, 2018