playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Door county mist

When you take a laxative and get pegged in the ass and see how long you can hold it before you blow

I gave my boyfriend the door county mist and he made a shitty mess

by Mist master June 11, 2023

back door ding

a break, usually taken from work, usually at a restaurant, where one or more employees and regulars gather at the back door to smoke marijuana; used to give anyone "in the know" a heads up; see also: ding

"Hey, Jesse is going out for a back door ding, you comin'?"

"What? The cook is getting high?"

by Metallichickx August 19, 2008

front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

Back door Bushy

An overweight kid from Poquoson who loves to eat ass

Damn bro you know Back door Bushy is supposed to be here tonight

by Duty2018 May 29, 2022

Kirby at ur door

It’s aiden and winnie(a condum) and a gay person who is hunting u down

Kirby at ur door when Winnie is here in front of aiden.

by Ejigjugeujgd May 8, 2023

Glass Door Closet

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.

Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet

by Alagai March 22, 2017