boobie disorder

Having uneven boobies. One bigger and the other one smaller.

Hey dude, her boobies were perfect! No boobie disorder.

Even though I'm a guy, I have boobie disorder.

by may-may Lord March 12, 2021

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

CAP Disorder

Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.

"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!

by Whon Kick August 7, 2021

Election stress disorder

A type of Headline Stress Disorder where an individual suffers from intense social and emotional stress, anxiety, depression, and social resentment during and, depending on the election results, shortly after election season for about a month or two. It is caused by the intense negativity of political campaigns, social media, and the media. Generally, women are more likely to get it than men.

Evan: Marissa has been very anxious and depressed lately for some reason. You wouldn’t happen to know why would you?
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.

Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.

Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.

by Vanguard 1998 April 26, 2021

Babyface Disorder

When an individual is much older than they appear

John: " I wonder how that 17 year old snuck into this bar."

Steve: " Oh, I overheard him talking to the bouncer, he's 21, he just has Babyface Disorder."

by BD Alpha October 2, 2021

Roxx Disorder

Roxx Disorder Is a term to describe ADHD, emotional dysregulation, and rejection-sensitive dysphoria (RSD). This combination is a mixture of highly intense emotions from rage to sobbing, when pushed too far they can lose all control over their emotions and lash out verbally or physically to the person who is causing them harm.

Sarah just arrived at her mother's house. When Sarah walked in she was greeted by her mother saying "You look like you gained 10 pounds since the last time I saw you" before Sarah had a chance to reply her mother added "Are you still working that crappy job or did they realize they hired the wrong person & fire you?" Sarah was suffering from Roxx Disorder, she started sobbing repeating to her mother "Why do you hate me so much?" Sarah left and spent two days without speaking to anyone & calling in to work.

by EndtheStigmaADHD October 23, 2023