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Dildo goat

What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.
Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat
by Mr Spunk July 18, 2016
mugGet the Dildo goatmug.

crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects
She is such a crystal-dildo
by Steinthefool May 23, 2014
mugGet the crystal-dildomug.

Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022
mugGet the Spicy Fire Dildomug.

dildo juice

"Nelson wants to suck off the dildo juice."
by Jesusismybestfriend June 25, 2016
mugGet the dildo juicemug.

Flimsy Dildo Case

1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.
1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.

2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.
by The Dildo Case March 29, 2011
mugGet the Flimsy Dildo Casemug.

dildo cam

a device used in porn. dildo with miniature camera connected to wireless network, which shows what's happening inside the vagina
dildo cam allows to stream your pleasure right to the internet
by dildo777 March 21, 2024
mugGet the dildo cammug.

dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.
by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016
mugGet the dildo snarfmug.

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