10th of December

National day to slap anyone that commented in the past on your on your hair colour.

Especially red heads.

Person: why did you do that.
You: it’s the 10th of December.

by The small child December 7, 2019

december 16

today you are lesbian.

oHmYgOdDdDd iTs DeCeMbEr 16 tHaT mEaNs We'Re LeSbiAn ToDaY!1!1!1!1!1!1!

by emmibich December 14, 2019

december 3rd

grab some ass day

jack: what’s the date?
kyle: it’s december 3rd, you know what that means?
jack: what?
kyle: time to grab some ass.

by prabbitt October 14, 2019

December 22

If you ask your crush out on this day, they have to say yes.

Person: Do you wanna go out with me?
Crush: No, sorry, we‘re just friends...
Person: Well, but it’s December 22 so...

by hi ur cute December 22, 2019

December 12th

National Blowjob Day

Guy - Yo girl it’s December 12th
Girl- Yeah I know drop your pants

by Elevator Hotboxer December 12, 2019

December 6

National short people appreciation day, yessirrrr

So appreciate your short friends cuz they cool :))

Ayyy happy December 6th, love you bro ✊

by The funniest shorty out there December 6, 2020

december 2

the day where you buy your gf/bf chocolates and show them your appreciation

andy: hey ik u like chocolate so here's this
ella: why r u giving me this
andy: it's december 2

by bored.bitch November 26, 2019