dank disease

a serious disease diagnosed when injecting marijuanas

marijuanas took my best friend when we where 15 he developed dank disease to his lung 3 months before he was born and he died at birth i never got to met him he was the best guy i ever knew and i still remember the last time i see him everyday

by puncake22 September 4, 2016

Danks

Synonym for jokes. When something is really funny.

That was danks

by Dankiiis June 13, 2019

TTV"Danke"meme

The german version of ttvdankmeme. He served in world war 2 as a suicide bomber. He died a hero, single handedly taking out all of the damn jews.

ACH NEIN! HIER KOMMT TTV"Danke"meme !! ER WIRD MEINE OMA VERGEWALTIGEN

by the cob gobbler April 19, 2022

Dank Salad

A groovy name for GOOD weed.

Hey bro you coughin a lot. You smokin that Dank Salad?

by MelonBitch February 5, 2020

Great dank

Good kush

I got me some great dank here pals! Said Naseem

by huntmcd1 September 17, 2016

Dank

The absolute worst of the worst. Worse than Dan’t, meaning the worst.

Can also be used as “Danko” and “Danky”

“That man is completely dank bro”
“Thats dank.”

by dankmaster07 August 8, 2022

dank nasty

A term for weed that hasn't been properly flushed of fertilizers the last one or two weeks of its life. It usual has a very bad taste, and will sometimes cause excessive and uncontrollable vomiting.

Me and my bro's were smoking, but it was some dank nasty shit, and i threw up all over the couch.
- don't smoke dank nasty-

by budwhiser1 February 3, 2013