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Clostul

oh isn't she a clostul
by Clostulfan! July 17, 2011
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Closh

The reddening of the penis, duo to rigorous sexual activity, resulting in friction burns. Happens frequently with new couples. New Zealand slang term.
Josh got some pretty bad Closh
by Jerazz September 7, 2015
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Celosia

The best person you will find a bbg and a good friend she also can get all the girls
Celosia is the best bbg
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Close

Your eyes you'll be here soon
"close"
"Is that an omori reference?"
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Evil Closet Munki

1. The monkey that lives in your closet, but not.

2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy.

3. Throws Junpei porn at people.

4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.
"That Evil Closet Munki is a freak!"
by evilclosetmunki January 1, 2005
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Iron closet

The new emerging political divide between East And West Europe rooted through the US Culture wars . (WEST Feminism LGBT Multiculturalism Globalism VS EAST Traditional Family values Christianity Homogenity Nationalism) In particular to LGBT rights. Which its name Refers to "Coming out of the closet".
This succeeds the divide of Europe through the "Iron Curtain" of the Cold War (1947 - 1991) through Its ideological conflict between Capitalist west VS Communist East.
2030 East German gay Guy: "Our Parents were always talking about the "Iron Curtain" in the Cold war. Well looks we kiddos ended up into An "Iron closet" because of the afD and Putin . (Jeez, my Wurst is getting cold inside here)."
by Urban dicker January 26, 2021
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Bone in the closet

Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.

Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".
V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)

Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.

(N.):

First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"

Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."
by Anonymous Wolffox November 26, 2009
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