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Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.
Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)
by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020
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Crock juice

The female ejaculation during squirting at time of orgasm (the liquid)
The Croc juice is scientifically proven to be heart healthy yet more addictive than heroin! Driving from. name Crockett ... C rock & the juice that is in the vagina during ejaculation... squirting. Crock juice
by Crockett, aimee lynne ....1Hip November 5, 2020
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Crocadiltatertot

A crocadile who eats children like tater tots because y u m
Crocadiltatertot go brrrr
by Sasorisimppp November 21, 2020
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crocknocket

Crocknocket is another word for door. May not be a very useful because it is longer than โ€œdoorโ€. This word is mostly used for wooden doors with a natural wooden color that makes a squeaking sound when opening and closing it.
Ay yo someone knocking at the Crocknocket over there.
by CallMeTix November 26, 2020
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crocko

An angry person, likened to a crocodile snapping. Sometimes when high.
Donโ€™t be an angry crocko Bill!

Goddamn, he can be such a crocko at times..
by OnlyPotatoes January 16, 2021
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Crocadillahillapig

A cross breed of a Animals that gives of a very unique sound that sounds exactly like a deep sleeping human/ape when it snores soo loudly that it has enough power to keep every neighbour within a mile radius awake at night. Has been known to have enough bass sound waves in it to shatter walls.

The only known solutions to cure this in a human
for it to sleep during the noise of the day,

move to a remote area with little existance, deep underground.

Or the slaughter of such beast. (Which is murder and not recommended for humanity reasons)

History.

As the legend goes this was founded

In Piccadilly Tamworth. Where nieghbours tend to keep each other awake at night with the very thin walls in the original mining houses. It is more Common when the said beast has done a hard days work.

The beast in question is a descent of the "wookie"

Also see "snorlax"
Jeez that's some kind of snore. Sounds like a Crocadillahillapig ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ค
๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ›Œ
by Tayan January 28, 2021
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Crocoretriever

A dog that is at least 15% Labor or golden riveter whoโ€™s in a mood to bite and mouth that looks like a crocodile
@metaups on TikTok loves to bite he seems like a Crocoretriever
by Metaups January 30, 2021
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