colorguard

the marching bands cheerleaders

all the guys stared at the colorguard during the marching show

by life is an std September 9, 2010

colorism

a) racism by non-whites against whites
b) racism by whites, who wajhnt to appear "politically correct", against other whites

our mediapocritic society can't seem to understand, that yes, to some extent, colorism definition b), does indeed exist.

by Sexydimma October 11, 2017

Colton

A short, skinny asshole, who can't get along with anyone, usually an atheist, who hates agreeing with people. Usually little or no friends.

Colten: Hey man. Tom cruse was not in top gun
Man 2: yes he was:
Man 3: don't worry man he is just a Colton.

by Mittenzboy May 8, 2013

Colorguard

in high school- a group of fat ugly cows that was rejected from any sort of cheerleading, dance team, or theatre, and wish to be accepted to some sort of group, so they hang out with all the other hideous rejects by getting together and parading around a football field twirling flags and annoying the drumline and usually taking points away from a superior band because they're so uncoordinated that can't move their hands and walk at the same time. every now and then, there is a pretty and skinny girl who does colorguard because her instrument isn't in a marching band; ie oboe, bassoon, etc.

college level and above- a group of highly skilled and extremely attractive girls and maybe a gay guy who leave audiences in awe with the art of flag twirling.

in highschool, colorguard is a joke. whenever they run by, the drumline always yells, "STAMPEDE!"

in college, the colorguard is made up of a bunch of hotties in sexy outfits. they also twirl flags really well.

by butterfinger November 14, 2005

Color Guard

The group of girls(sometimes boys) that were either not popular enough, not skinny enough, not limber enough, or not bitchy enough for cheer leading. Often seen as the bands add-on, the color guard is either terribly bad and thinks their hotter than the forth of July, or so good that they can only think about becoming better. (These ones usually have more than three guard captains/coaches and are either college or professional color guards)

Hey did you see the color guard at our performance last night?

What's that?

Their the chicks that throw guns around durring the show.

Oh...yeah, they kinda sucked...

by Marsh-Mellon September 15, 2009

colton

Colton's are always abnormal tall. If you were named Colton and are less than 6 foot than your parents didn't love you enough to put any thought into a proper name. They tend to like to be the center of attention and general kiss ass in order to get people to like them. It is often perceived that they are laid back and the cool kid, however this is really regular state of mental idling that happened after the previous task taxed their little minds. Studies have shown that Coltons are often jealous of Chad's. This is due to the Chad's sexy physique and many rich relationships with russian woman that he also could never get. They tend to stalk Chad's in the library in order to observe their behavior with intent to imitate the wonder that is Chad. Oh look.. I see one coming up to me right now!

"Go away colton. I'm trying to study", Chad

by chadwpittman May 19, 2015

color of the day

A game some guys (doesn't matter what age) play where they try to see the color of a pretty girls thong(underwear) for the first time that day.

(at lunch in school)

Greg: you seen the color of the day yet?
Will: no, still looking.
Greg: wait, BLUE! With a red whale tail!
Will: where?!
Greg: bent over at the vending machine!

by DrPantsPhD (gregk) April 6, 2009