Cancer

Poeple who submit dead and unfunny memes

You are a fat piece of cancer kill you're self

by Kysbitchhopeyoudiepsiysmeguys July 2, 2018

Cancer

Mga gago mo kalaro online

Ang cancer naman ng kaduo nito

by munckin12 May 8, 2023

Cancer

A person who ho is bald coz of a disease such as Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif

Person 1: Did u get a haircut

Person 2: No Tianna touched me and now I have cancer
Person 1: Damn is cancer contagious

Person 2: Only when someone called Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif has it
Person 1: But your called Teddy
Person 2: Want it Jazmine

by Ummmmmmmmm me October 12, 2021

officiary cancered

officially cancelled

ShoeOnHead is officiary cancered on Twitter for making a simple, inoffensive observation.

by ghozzap February 18, 2024

Cancer

Joe if ur name is Joe and ur bald u have cancer.

Joe u have cancer now time to be curb stomped

by Marinas balls June 27, 2021

cancer cake

A cake the look good on the outside but will most likly kill you after the fisrt bite. the mane ingrediants are sewage water and radioactive waste and whatever you can find in the trash for example tampons, rotten fruit, dead rodents and and used condoms

Fag 1:Dude try this cancer cake
Fag 2: NO

by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 19, 2016

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011