by Thecalimilkfarmer March 8, 2011
Get the California Milk Farmer mug.When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.
Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch
Friend 2: Hey what was that!
Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake
Friend 2: Hey what was that!
Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake
by solomynolo June 28, 2012
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Masturbating in the Pacific Ocean
The beach was so full of hot babes, that in order to avoid a woody I had to go in the ocean and get a California Solo
by il brutto March 20, 2013
Get the California Solo mug.When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there
by JShay00 November 14, 2013
Get the California Calzone mug.Any activity that deprives the brain of oxygen has the potential to cause moderate to severe brain cell death leading to permanent loss of neurological function ranging from difficulty in concentration or loss of short term memory capacity through severe, lifelong mental disability to death.
California blackout: Bend over with hands on knees and take ten deep breaths. Stand up and hold your breath after the tenth breath and have someone place their palms on either side of your wind pipe pressing gently constricting the arteries to your brain causing one to passout.
by mook76 December 29, 2013
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