All Hell Has Broken Loose

A situation in which nobody has the ability to give a shit or know in the slightest what in the HELL is going on, hence the term, “All Hell Has Broken Loose”

Person 1: Man there was a zombie virus out break, I was raped by my dog and cat at the same time, I lost an arm, and my wife left me for a tree.

Person 2: Wow, it really sounds like all hell has broken loose.

by ChikcenNougat November 14, 2019

broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it

Witticism

So and so remarks...I simply can't forsee myself conforming to socially acceptable norms, I've always felt that...if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it.

by Jon Muzychka Occasionally a Cr August 16, 2020

Ben is fucking Broke

Holy shit ben is so fucking broke. I need to go pick up his food stamps because he's so fucking broke. Oh my god he's broke as FUCK.

Ben is fucking broke bro. Hes going to fetch water from the well.

by FuckULiam July 31, 2021

National drag a broken short person day

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission

Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!

by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022

my dam broke

When it means your dam broke is when you're (a girl in this context) wet instantly

Guy: *says something attractive to a girl*

Girl: oh sorry my dam broke

by Gang fr February 7, 2023

Monday Left Me Broken

Monday Left me broken 💔💔
Tuesday I was through with hoping 😞😞🙏🙏
Wednesday my empty arms were open ✋️✋️✋️
Thursday Waiting for love, waiting for love 😞🔫

Random ahh dude: OMG YOU SHOULD USE TIKTOK IT'S THE BEST PLATFORM EVER!1!1!1!
TikTok: Monday Left Me broken 😺😺😺

by menameiscaleb July 20, 2023