blowjob red 

The shade of red that one's lips turn from prolonged kissing, dick sucking, or enjoying a nice cherry popsicle.

#1

Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."

Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."

#2

"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"

blowjob red by New Cancer July 13, 2012

Blowjob Month 

In the month of October all boys can get a blowjob when ever they want one, or girls can give one when ever they want

Boy: Girl give me a blowjob

Girl: No eww

Boy: It’s blowjob month

Girl: Ok pull down your pants

Blowjob Month by Del baba October 7, 2019

Blowjob Day 

On October 9th all girlfriends must give their boyfriends bowjobs without exceptions. If your girl does not do this you are entitled to 5 free blowjobs whenever you want.

Girl: Hey it’s national blowjob day, lie down

Boy: Guess it is

Blowjob Day by Bigblacksock69420 October 6, 2020

Blowjob day 

On April 28th your girlfriend needs to give you a really good blowjob till you cum in her mouth and she can’t say no.

April 29 is blowjob day!

Blowjob day by ycycycycgc i i i g r. ezra April 28, 2021

Blowjob Derby 

Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.

Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.

Blowjob Derby by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022

Babylonian Blowjob 

Also known as, The Serpentine Suckoff. It is the action of two men, preferably bromosexuals, driving in a car when the passenger begins to suck off the driver. The passenger must assume the position of leaning over and putting his face in his partner's lap while still keeping his ass planted into the seat. The driver leans overtop of the passenger while receiving a blowjob and begins to suck off the passenger. This creates a hot mess of two men twisted together and sucking each other off.

The name originates off the perspicuous personality of the Babylonians.

Driver - "Bro this 2 hour drive to Charleston is going to be boring as fuck."
Passenger - "Yeah dude, how about we throw together a Babylonian Blowjob."
Driver - "Fuck yeah I thought you'd never ask!"

Babylonian Blowjob by PolioSweg420 September 14, 2014

hillbilly blowjob

The act of the girl putting wintergreen snuff in while giving oral sex and right before climax she spits tobacco juice on your dick.

That crack whore just gave me a hillbilly blowjob (getting a blowjob by a chick with a lip packed).Hillbilly redneck blowjob Copenhagen snuff

hillbilly blowjob by the grid iron gang bang March 29, 2015