birthday

To celebrate one more year of being alive by almost dying from overdose

yo bro, It's my birthday, lets do all kinds of drugs and wash them down with alcohol.

by DuckLover43 September 29, 2020

Baby Birding the Birthday Boy

Noun
The act of vomiting up birthday cake on the birthday boy's penis mid-fellatio.

She tried to play it cool, but I caught my girlfriend Baby Birding the Birthday Boy!

by Dildomancer January 6, 2024

Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Birthday

A special holiday that only occurs on each day that is great at your Junes

"Happy Birthday!"

by theycallmebusy October 27, 2020

Birthday

The most epic day in which the epitome of greatness was descended upon this realm. The day D-Mill was crafted into historical wonder!

His birthday was the best day every, because upon the day life was made better.

by ShadowWitch May 20, 2023

the birthday rule that everyone knows

The rule stating that if you are dating someone or "talking" to that person, you cannot make them choose any plans for future engagements within 10 days of their actual birthday. UNLESS that person requests to make the plans. All other plans must be made by the person whose birthday is not within 10 days.

Dylan: Caroline, you have to make the plans for what we do tomorrow.
Caroline: No I don't you ginger, my birthday is in 8 days and its the birthday rule that everyone knows.

by duhofcourse December 21, 2010

birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born

"Your birthday sex has been declined"

by Vita Smart November 28, 2022