Taking My Talents to South Beach 

THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)

Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?

Taking My Talents to South Beach by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

miami beach 

the act of covering a girls pussy in sand and proceeding to fuck her making it feel like you are fucking on miami beach

James wanted to do something sweet for his wife so he gave her a miami beach

miami beach by ORIGINAL JEWFRO February 28, 2009

old orchard beach 

OOB, like Maine, is a place that foreigners like me didnt know existed before going there and then you wish it never did... having spent a summer there. It is an area that prides itself on lobsters and lighthouses but keeps quiet about the large numbers of white trash that park their trailors there. A horrible place but i'm glad i experienced it to know how lucky i really am

Friends: Where were you for the summer?
Me: Old Orchard Beach
Friends: Where?
Me: Maine
Friends: Where?
Me: Boston
Friends: Cool

old orchard beach by dutchies101 April 14, 2006

going to the beach 

shitting; due to the tradition of releasing fecal matter into the ocean when no other rest room is available

Luis: "Bro, Im going to the beach . . ."

Joel: "Just remember to spray the air freshner."

going to the beach by Garrison Rodriguez esq. August 1, 2006

Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest 

1. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into girl's vagina and proceeds to crush them in their with his schlong.

2. n. When a girl puts a large number grapes in her vagina than takes them out and puts them in a guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with her strap-on.

3. n. When a girl feeds a guy grapes while watching the Super Bowl (in the same way as Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez in Super Bowl XLV)

4. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into another guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with the first guy's schlong.

5. n. When a person sticks grapes in one of their body's holes and then takes them out and puts them in someone's mouth and crushes them with either a strap-on or a schlong usually used after lost bets.

The guy gave the girl a Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest and she was queefing out grape skin for a month.

After Kyle lost the bet to Alec he was scarred for life after Alec made him have the Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest preformed on him.

Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest by Eye Lik Dong March 1, 2011

viola beach 

A band from the UK that dove off a bridge in Sweden for no apparent reason and all fuckin died.

Man, have you heard of that new band viola beach? Well they all fuckin died and then got ran over by an oil tanker

viola beach by Chandler Jones is cool May 29, 2016

Solana Beach 

A small coastal city in North San Diego near Encinitas. The people in this town think they are wealthy and successful, but in reality are just Del Mar knock offs. These people drive like shit, dress like shit, and overall are complete assholes and dicks. Also, they refuse to let the city put in stop lights because they feel like they live in an exclusive area, but they dont.

Every motherfucker from Solana Beach can go smoke a cock.

Solana Beach by SoCalLife February 11, 2007