uber asian

Refering to things very asian in orgin.campy asian sterotypes.

(that lowerd drifting honda is uber asian)

by mark wilson bulletproof April 2, 2008

asian fetish

an asian fetish is having an unhealthy, sexualized and obsessive view on people of asian descent, and a focus on asian culture, looks and asian people. people who have an asian fetish usually get off on stereotypes of asian people (submissive, school girl, innocent, small, feminine) and start wanting to date asians because of those stereotypes that white men find attractive.
everyone defining this in the urban dictionary makes it seem like it's not bad. (it is bad, they're just white men that think it's okay to believe and support asian stereotypes).
also, everyone writing these definitions is making it seem like asian girls are white mens' last resorts, because we're easy to dominate, but that's wrong. even the stupid "submissive, small asian girl" has standards, and wouldn't want to date a fucking ugly white guy with a small dick.

luca: what's your type in girls?
matthew: i like asian girls only.
luca: why? what's good about them?
matthew: because they're submissive, they always let me dominate them, they're small, innocent, exotic and feminine. they let me do whatever i want to them and it's so fun.
luca: that's not a type you disgusting bastard you just have an asian fetish
matthew: what's that?
luca: it's where ugly white people believe all those asian stereotypes and start obsessing over sexualizing them.

by mizu_water May 7, 2022

asian-fest

This word is used to describe the gathering of many to primarily discuss chemistry. It may also be used to describe discussions of other neeky subjects, such as mathematics

Q:Hey, u goin to asian-fest.

A:Yeh, it's gonna be great. I love learning

by belsk February 22, 2006

asian snowball fight

When 50 asian girls get fucked my 10 or more guys and then they throw the cum at each other causing a fight.

My asian girlfriend and a her damn asian friends beat me and a couple of my friends asses in an asian snowball fight.

by fingerbang1234 April 13, 2009

Cocked Asian

A half Asian and half any other race (white or black) person. Cocked Asian is what you call someone when their parents are bi-racial and their mom specifically is Asian. This phrase came from many Half Asian kids not having Asian dads. This is because Asian mom's were cocked by another race.

My friend Stephen is a cocked asian because his mom is asian and his dad is white.

by rex virtual February 7, 2017

Asian Veal

Another word for puppies.

I think that Chinese Buffet served me some Asian Veal

by Sergey, Jameson, Alissa May 10, 2008

Undisciplined Asian

An Asian that does not have an IQ high enough not to contain him/herself in a public place. They are usually really bitchy about everything and when they do stop acting completely retarted, they act like the coolest one around. You simply cannot reason with them, because they are fucking ignorant like hell, and the only way to make them shut the fuck up is to break their jaw or fingers, so they will calm fucking down and will actually listen to someone else for a minute

I saw this fking retarted Undisciplined Asian chick at school today, I just wanted to fucking break her neck because she wouldn't shut up and no one else cared

by Peruvian Flute Player December 7, 2009