Johnny

A man usually southern who has a big one.

Erica: Yo Tamera
Tamera: Yes?
Erica: You see Darrell
Tamera: Yeah why

Erica: Look down
Tamera: Damn that’s a Johnny!

by Jayyythecoach December 19, 2020

Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.

Person #1

“Where do I hang my towel”

Person #2
“Just Johnnie it into the washing basket”

by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025

fuck Johnny day

June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy

Ay mami you bouta bust it down for a John John real quick it’s fuck Johnny day

by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 8, 2020

Johnny Orlando

The MTV EMAs winner in the category Best Canadian Act !! ✨ an incredible artist who is one of the most caring man out there for his fans.

Do you know Johnny Orlando ??

Of course! Who doesn’t know him? He is a super star

by datsmeleo July 31, 2020

Johnny

The Ultimate Edge Lord

He's a Johnny
I want to become a Johnny

by JustRam3n November 21, 2023

Johnny Ass Pops

When your thicc ass pops. You may get moody and get mood swings after.

Awe dammit, I got the Johnny ass pops again!

by Mr.Hitler_mushu October 10, 2020

Johnny B'd

Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share

Man ! I totally got Johnny B'd three times last night...and I could smell that was some good shit !

by Bettywhite June 7, 2014