Lily's boyfriend is the sweetest, most awesome person ever. He is cute, funny, smart, respectful, trustworthy, super sweet, handsome, and all together amazing. She loves him so much, and the feeling is anything but mutual.
"Lily's boyfriend is great, she is so lucky to have him".
"I wish I had a boyfriend like "Lily's boyfriend"
"I wish I had a boyfriend like "Lily's boyfriend"
by LilyLovesSam February 20, 2025
Get the Lily's Boyfriendmug. The girl gave the boy head on national pleasure ur boyfriend day
the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day
the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day
by Your moms crib August 2, 2021
Get the National pleasure ur boyfriend daymug. 
by When is national bf day July 31, 2022
Get the National boyfriend daymug. Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.
Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
by Primetime978 July 18, 2024
Get the Canadian boyfriendmug. Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
Get the BOB (battery operated boyfriend)mug.