tool

a guy who wears pinnies (especially lax) on a daily occasion

haha that dude is such a tool

by rockstarrrr September 6, 2010

browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing

The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

noodel tools

a tool used by noodels to be more noodely and suck your mother up the bum bum

i will noodel tools your fanny u fart stain

by uga boogga booooga October 4, 2022

Tool

This word has multiple definitions:

1. Someone with a big ego who thinks they can do what ever.

2. A metal band (Personally I don’t like metal but I hear a lot of people are a fan of this band)

1.

Alex “Bro, Jacob is such a tool.”
Eliot “I know right!”

2. “My favorite band of all time is Tool!

by Cass_Bakes November 25, 2022

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

tool

a hand gun or sub machine gun

"its about to be war so everyone tool up". marlo stanfeild

by jayjonesy May 5, 2009

tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)

That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.

by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015