bowl puck

a turd left unflushed in the toilet that is more wide than long (resembling a hockey puck)

It amazes me. Everytime I walk in the bathroom after my wifes sister takes a dump,she leaves an enourmous bowl puck for all the world to see.

by wifeysaysi'mnogood January 2, 2009

Mow the Bowl

An action verb for being generally awesome

Tommy: Hey man, you want to come play D&D with us later?
Nick: Nah I can't, I have to Mow the Bowl

Every morning when he wakes up, Jake mows the bowl before starting his day.

by trippe3k October 24, 2011

Anal Bowling

When someone lies on their back, puts their legs in the air, and spreads them, then their partner takes a ball and rolls it in their ass

Lisa and i went anal bowling last night, we got the ball out but she will never be the same

by Cat manner December 3, 2016

street bowling

the act of tearing clothes off while running down the street. most end up almost naked, but some go the extra mile by pulling off even their underwear.

i love street bowling because cartwheels are so much funner naked!

by misssunshine2523 January 1, 2009

Back Bowl

While defecating, one fires out a dump very hard, often the whole girth at once. Much of the fecal matter is splattered all over the back wall of the bowl.

All that hot sauce on my breakfast taco caused me to back bowl pretty hard.

by The Biggest Jilm December 15, 2011

bowl wringer

when a very large turd rides around the toilet bowl several times due to its size (see bowl rider) leaving skid marks on the way down

WOO-WEE LOOKIE HERE CLEM, THAT THERE BOWL WRINGER GOES CLEAR AROUND FOUR TIMES!!!

by Wedell2 July 14, 2010

Shoulder bowling

The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.

I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting

by joecoolthefool January 22, 2015