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bowl puck

a turd left unflushed in the toilet that is more wide than long (resembling a hockey puck)

It amazes me. Everytime I walk in the bathroom after my wifes sister takes a dump,she leaves an enourmous bowl puck for all the world to see.

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what you would call a friend that you meet up with after smoking some weed.

Whattup gypson? You HUNGRY??? Man I got cottonmouth!!

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