bowl puck

a turd left unflushed in the toilet that is more wide than long (resembling a hockey puck)
It amazes me. Everytime I walk in the bathroom after my wifes sister takes a dump,she leaves an enourmous bowl puck for all the world to see.
by wifeysaysi'mnogood August 24, 2007
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gypson

what you would call a friend that you meet up with after smoking some weed.
Whattup gypson? You HUNGRY??? Man I got cottonmouth!!
by wifeysaysi'mnogood August 24, 2007
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