win you start humping a wall and your teacher sees what are you doing you say your mom tonight.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
by ooo shit November 13, 2021

them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.
by iloveaddyson lol November 25, 2021

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020


by sus6 July 2, 2023

your mom is a term people use as a last resort come-back. it is extremely fatal and can cause death but funny on children so people use it as a first resort.
person 1: found out my little brother has brain cancer
person 2: your mom
person 1:*abrogates from earth*
person 2: your mom
person 1:*abrogates from earth*
by roadtoad June 8, 2021
