Your mom

win you start humping a wall and your teacher sees what are you doing you say your mom tonight.

or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
by ooo shit November 13, 2021
mugGet the Your mommug.

your mom<3

use this when you hear any question
them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.
by iloveaddyson lol November 25, 2021
mugGet the your mom<3mug.
When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020
mugGet the I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!mug.

your mom

YOUR MOM IS HOT

and you.............
your mom
by svnsxine October 2, 2021
mugGet the your mommug.

Your Mom

Your mom got railed so hard by the mailman bro! (maybe it was me)
by sus6 July 2, 2023
mugGet the Your Mommug.

your mom

your mom is a term people use as a last resort come-back. it is extremely fatal and can cause death but funny on children so people use it as a first resort.
person 1: found out my little brother has brain cancer
person 2: your mom
person 1:*abrogates from earth*
by roadtoad June 8, 2021
mugGet the your mommug.

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