by Bhrfl January 2, 2021

Brooke is the best person in the mfing world she's so perfect, gorgeous, kind, funny and all round amazing person like her smile lights up the darkest days and her eyes sparkle like fireworks she is the most loveable person ever and you will find urself madly in love with her
I love you <3
I love you <3
by idkwhatimdoingonhere69 November 29, 2021

by hoctua January 28, 2025

A smelly fat ugly mother fucking Mario genderbend forskin looking ass mother fucking market share prices rose bitch fucking mother fucking ass dr. Panda Express mother fucking look ass bitch that deserves to fucking die. 🤒
Person 1: I beat up Brooke that smelly fat fucking bitch 🥴🥴
Person 2: I hope she fucking dies her hair gel smells like cum 😍
Person 2: I hope she fucking dies her hair gel smells like cum 😍
by Endermayne 🥴💅 February 20, 2022

by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020

A Hood in Arlington That police and Opps are scared to go around. Everyone there has at least 2 Charges
by Speedy’s The Corner Store January 8, 2020

One badass motherfucker and online gamer. Don’t even think about questioning her authority, even if you don’t know her. She’ll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of her custom-built gaming rig.
She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
Gamer 1: “Is that Brooke Caldwell?”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”
Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”
Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
by TarinWinslow July 19, 2025
