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Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?
Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
mugGet the Your Wifemug.

my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 14, 2024
mugGet the my bitch ex wifemug.

National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 9, 2022
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Hot Wife Summer

Are you doing hot girl summer with us?”
“Nah, I’m doing hot wife summer!”
by anonymous June 7, 2021
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Spear Wife

A woman who can easily beat men in combat sports, or a woman who easily embarrasses men in contact sports.
1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.

2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
by IronMikey August 12, 2025
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Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
by T D1ddy March 15, 2011
mugGet the Calling the wifemug.

wifed fn

Girlfriend- “can I come with you on your Facebook marketplace road trip?”

Boyfriend- “wifed fn”
by Ballsrus69 April 19, 2024
mugGet the wifed fnmug.

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