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Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.
When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.
by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021
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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.
Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!
by Chane Chane August 27, 2023
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Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.
by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017
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Wife

A demonic entity that keeps you from doing things you actually like and we’ll take half if not all your stuff
“Wow my ex wife took everything from me”
by The supreme maker December 28, 2021
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alice mattheos wife

So Alice is mattheo riddles wife

they are super happy together and are the best couple in the world

if anyone tries to take him from her they will die in a very brutal way
Alice mattheos wife is his
by mattheos wife ofc July 7, 2021
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andrews wife

A stupid whore who gets fucked by multiple men daily
john: hey bob, did you end up fucking andrews wife last night
bob: yeah, me and 5 other guys
by TheSaltyCrab April 9, 2020
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summers wife

The hotest gal ever. She will be summer's wife for life
preson 1: yo whos that ?
preson 2: thats summers wife!
person 3 : I wish I was her !!
by buuuuud October 19, 2021
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