Weed Ant

When somebody can conserve marijuana as much as possible

Haha, bro im such a weed ant i smoked a whole gram for a week!

by Joooordan October 19, 2014

shag weed

Shag Weed is a type of insult used to call other people (mainly girls) who are way more beautiful / handsome than the person speaking. It’s a way to cope with the feeling of insecurity and / or jealousy or with the large ego of oneself.

Girl A: That girl is such a shag weed.
Boy A: I think they’re just better than you.

Girl A: Whatever.

by Alarkii ! May 11, 2021

bleach weed

A flavor of bleach usually drank by depressed drug dealers. It is the best flavor of bleach found on the black market it's a good drink to go with the weed brownies

Yo nigga you got my bleach weed
No
Yo what the fuck you want a bullet in your ass

No I'll have it tomorrow

Fuck no I have to rape you now
"Gay screams in the back ground"

by Bleach weed bleach weed March 22, 2017

weed eater

the punchline to every joke

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."

by StringedGuitar17 August 15, 2021

aged weed

The crusty dusty dried up weed hidden in tobacco pipes.

I think there’s some aged weed in my pipe broski.

by jefftheheff September 14, 2021

Worry Weed

Worrying in a relationship is comparable to a weed. No matter how many times you try to kill the worry, it grows back. Rooted from trust issues of varying degrees.

"My worry weed is stopping me from fully trusting you."

by sarc.asian July 10, 2015

Weed Dementia

Whenever someone is under the influence of weed and forgets what he/she was going to do

He’s suffering from weed dementia, thats why he always forgets what he has to do while he smokes weed

by DictionaryWizzard October 16, 2021