Certified Virgin

Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.

Michael has 12 clash of clan accounts above TH 9 hes a certified virgin

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021

Meme Virgin

9gaggers who have no life and has never had sex before in their life. They spend most of their time masturbating and looking at low-quality memes.

Person A: I browse 9gag
Person B: (*tries to impress her) I'm a meme virgin, too

by dumped_penguin April 25, 2017

Slang Virgin

Someone who is pretty clueless to urban dictionary or slang terms.

Kristy: What does ASF mean?

Jeff: It means as fuck.. like cold ASF.

Jeff: You must be a slang virgin.

by pfctjoy November 17, 2014

Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015

Electronic virgin

The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.

I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin

by AT0MIC INSANITY January 20, 2016

that virgin friend

the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off

hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously

by jshssh March 18, 2020

Alchohol virginity

The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

by Hecknfrick May 27, 2019