Van

An artist, a performance artist, people hire him to profile their fantacies, their deep, dark fantacies.

Van is being suppressed to the floor by billy.

by Uspae March 12, 2019

Van

The car used to abduct children
Always trying to flirt girls but ends up getting hated on
He tries not to try hard at all
Gets bullied by BIG KIDS

Van:"Hey, baby.."
Girl slaps Van in the face

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Vans

A shoe brand that is very popular among teenagers

Nice vans Bro

by xXViNtAgEsWaGXx March 19, 2019

River North Mini Van

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.

My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.

by Jgwosu April 21, 2019

dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019

Van

Van is a deep guy, very interested in learning about the world around him. He can confidently say “I am not an apple” in polish, and can even make an origami crane.

Van is a quality guy.

by BigDaddyBrandon June 6, 2019

Reversed van Gogh

When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.

"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".

"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".

by Johnnie Toto March 24, 2019