A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.
by Yeagfy May 24, 2018
Get the Unicorn mug.The male or female that any man or woman would want to show off to their mom, their dad, extended family, and the rest of the world as a "suck it" to their exes that didn't live up to the hype. Full unicorns are a rare breed and should be captured and studied on the spot.
That man I started dating turned out to be a full unicorn. -Tracy
My gosh Tracy, you got so lucky!!!! -Her jealous friend
My gosh Tracy, you got so lucky!!!! -Her jealous friend
by The Juiced One April 28, 2021
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Get the Unicorn mug.A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
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