Twitter

Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.
I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
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Twitter,a noun used to describe a fatherless figure that gets angry when some "CHAD" violates them in there comment section
by monamth June 08, 2022
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son: hey dad, where do you go if you die?
dad: twitter
son: huh?
dad: oh, sorry, i mean hell
by idk but im alive December 03, 2021
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Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur
Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass
by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021
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An app for people who like to argue about politics and sports. Trump was banned.
Jimmy- Did you see that Twitter post?
Maria- *crickets*
by dont steal me fruit loops November 09, 2021
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A social media platform full of people who support terrorists and constantly change the definitions created by psychologists. Also, everyone there, for one reason or the other, believes that being trans is a mental disorder.
I went on Twitter and someone was supporting Palestinian terrorists raping people again.
by Byyiiissshhe November 15, 2023
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An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfullydebate about random shit online.
by Stickytipbro March 16, 2023
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