Blocked Tubo

Best in the fuckin lobby plain and simple, fellow freedom finder and handsome devil, will take your woman (don’t tell rach)

Blocked Tubo joined my lobby and it was an easy win.

by Fellow freedom finder March 22, 2021

turban

Devil's Hat. (According to George Bush)

George w. Bush: Let's bomb everyone who wears those turbans!

by Arafat lives! December 26, 2004

Turbocunt

A female who proves to be the worst kind of human, by being a homophobic dumb whore, a racist bitch that brags about her ancestors owning slaves and hypochondriac that everyone she comes in contact with with will soon hate so much they wish she would just go away forever; also known as Dawn.

Mike: "Have you heard that girl over there telling everyone about her newest medical condition? "
Cindy: "Do u mean that racist homophobe named Dawn?"
Mike: "Yeah that 's her..."
Cindy: "She is a Turbocunt."

by Miss Honest May 16, 2016

Cock Turban

When a guy fucks a girl who is on her period and her bloody tampon sticks to the head of his dick. In turn making it look like he has a turban on his cock.

"Last night I fucked that girl from the bar. Long story short I didn't know she was on the rag and she had accidentally left her tampon in her pussy. The next thing I know I pull my dick out and the tampon is stuck to my dick, like a fucking Cock Turban."

by raoul_duke12 and shredqueen May 13, 2010

Egyptian Tugboat

When two men do a standing 69 in a swimming pool while wearing sheepskin condoms.

Hey, look at Eric and Keith doing a standing 69 over there in that swimming pool! If I didn't know any better I would say they were engaged in an Egyptian Tugboat... Oh wait, is that... Yep! There are the sheepskin condoms - definitely an Egyptian Tugboat in progress.

by Hat Garrett November 11, 2010

tUrBoX

A word to be used when your stuck for words.

I feel like Turbox today. A pint of Turbox please. Your lass has a nice Turbox. I watched Trevor McDonald pissing in a stream, high as a kite on turbox.

by leornard crispence November 28, 2007

tubo

An all round lad, ladies-man come casanova, reliable dependable, but won't wash up his fucking plates.

Tubo is such a lad, I hope he comes out on Friday.

by Clewis09 March 1, 2015