Often mistaken with the popular word "photo", a faux-toe is a human phalange that is indeed NOT real.
John's new faux-toes look so real! I think I'll replace my toes with faux-toes. That sounds like the plan for me.
by Dressing&Gravy December 18, 2014
Get the Faux-toemug. by backgroundgrrl July 23, 2006
Get the camel toemug. A sexual act in which one lathers thier lover's big toe in saliva. They then proceed to sprinkle salt on the big toe so that the salt sticks. Next, one sqeezes a lime in thier mouth and starts sucking on the salty, yummy big toe. This is a Margarita Toe. Bueno!
by Lukely March 14, 2019
Get the Margarita Toemug. a girl who is wierd but also can be sad, and she gets tired for sleeping more then usual but more awake when she sleeps less
by juan the poo May 13, 2005
Get the big toemug. short for "prostitute toes," pro toes is a description of a girl's feet that are tattooed; closely related to the tramp stamp
by sesb May 28, 2008
Get the pro toesmug. The spooge that grows between the toes of a male human. Similar to naval lint, but often smells worse due to being confined in shoes. Smell and dirtiness is typically defined by the cost of ones shoes (i.e. quality) and how often they bathe.
dude, that toe caviar you've got growing on those funky toes is nasty! Do you ever consider taking a shower?
by stinkseed May 19, 2003
Get the Toe Caviarmug. The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
by Justin Norman January 19, 2009
Get the hobbit toemug.