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Tokyo Disney

A loud, conceited, spoiled, and self-centered woman who holds an honest belief that she is the single most important concern of all those around her. This belief persists despite the obvious fact that she is unattractive, annoying, and despised by the majority of those around her. The term derives from the Disney franchise amusement park located in Japan, as both the amusement park and a female Tokyo Disney represent things that you never cared about, but are immediately irritated by once they appear.

While similar in terms of self-esteem, a Tokyo Disney can be distinguished from an ordinary bitch by the level of conceit and amount of effort invested in convincing others that she is superior, more attractive, and more intelligent than her peers.

Tokyo Disney-type women are often found on reality television shows. The chances you will find a Tokyo Disney on any given reality program are inversely proportional to its intellectual content and level of challenge.
That plain-looking girl kept telling me how huge her tits were in between stories of how high a mark she got on her last exam. I think she might be a Tokyo Disney
by Disnee55 November 16, 2010
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Tokyo Blowback

It is a sexual position that involves one man and two women (preferably, but not exclusively, Asian and/or prostitutes). The first woman goes down on the man, while the other is providing a seductive salad tossing. The man will make *Chop Chop* hand motions while also making racist comments. The woman in front then pulls the cock from her mouth, and gently blows across the man's taint to signal to the second woman that it's time for the next move. The second woman steps back a sec, and produces an antique oriental fan as she lights a cherry blossom candle. She blows the faint, floral aroma towards the man to enrich his senses as he ejaculates to put out the candle.
Strokiko and Ayumi decided that Fassy Shark deserved a Tokyo Blowback. But, since they did not have any cherry blossom candles handy, they decided it would have to wait.
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Tokyo Drift

Similar to the use of electric boogaloo, you can use this to indicate the third part of a series (movie, book, etc.)
Tokyo Drift refers to the third installment of "The Fast and the Furious" franchise, hence the use.
Sometimes also used to refer to the second part of a series.
Broski 1: "Have you read Bible 2: Tokyo Drift?"
Broham 2: "Of course dude!"
by PooperPlayer February 1, 2019
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halo toked

getting a high off of playing way too much Halo/Halo 2
Cason just got halo toked for 36 hours straight yousse guyssse
by JESSE JAMMONS May 13, 2005
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salad toke

An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should be in reference to smoking herbs, hence the word salad.
Yo, are you down to get some salad toke?
by lets nina dance October 22, 2009
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Cosmin Toke

The best way of smoking a joint.
Step 1- take a toke and inhale
Step 2- Exhale slowly into your mouth
Step 3- Push the smoke out of ur mouth with your tongue while simultaneously breathing in through your nose.
Step 4- repeat until all smoke is gone
Guy 1 "aww man I have barely any weed, i dont even know if i can get high off this"
Guy 2 "you can get high off any amount man, just Cosmin toke it"
Guy 1 "oh shit ur right"
by Cosmintoker September 21, 2011
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Tokyo

Neon lights, a subway faster than the speed of light, kitshy school girls and boys looking for America. Tokyo Tower,
Shubuya and the concrete of Japan.
by London to Tokyo to Madrid November 7, 2003
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