house spouse

The person in a relationship that stays home.

After we got married, he quit his job and became the house spouse.

by bnoice February 14, 2009

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House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating

*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*

by RyKni October 31, 2012

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Jacks house

noun.
This term refers to the well known and very delishious JACK IN THE BOX!

Who wants to go grub a Big cheeseburger at Jacks House?!

by irideabmx November 19, 2009

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Whitney House

The rowdiest house on the Brooks School campus, patrolled by Captain Moore, the 2nd most attractive asian on campus. Whitboys are prone to erratic behaviors such as screaming “AYO SHAWTAY”, “YARRRRGH”, and “EW, THAT’S GROSS”. Other unusual behaviors include collecting artifacts in the woods, squatting on the toilet, and a ritual known as “ram night”.

“Whitney House is gross, but lokey rowdiest dorm on campus”

by Todd Lurfondler January 27, 2019

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Grandmother's House

A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.

She was giving me oral sex when she decided to go to grandmother's house.

by beaver bandit9 April 12, 2016

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