Potato Pipe

When everything else fails... Grab a potato, a screwdriver, a tooth pick, and some tin foil!!

Cut some holes, and smoke out of it!!

Joe: Hey bro hand me the swisher!
Jon: Dude this thing fucking sucks!
Joe: Ah hell go get me a potato!!
Jon: Why?!
Joe: To make a fucking potato pipe!!!

by Toothless Joe December 21, 2010

Guiness pipe

To fuck someone up the ass.

I rid that doll up the guiness pipe.

by Dwain Xain Zedong July 19, 2009

foaming pipe snake

Named for similarity to Liquid Plumber. Act of busting ones nut so far inside a woman's vagina that it flushes out any previous items lodged in the passage.

See Paris Hilton. See pressure washer. "Man I gave this bitch a foaming pipe snake last night and a license plate and an old boot came out."

by DJ Schny March 14, 2009

Lay down the pipe

Sex. Used prominently by rappers trying to score and lay a little pipe. When they still could.

Hey momma, no need to be up tight. I can lay down the pipe, making it more streamlined than Michael Phelps.

by dark_art_heart April 22, 2018

Dusty Bag Pipe

the process of spreading the female buttcheeks and giving it oral pleasure with tongue and air blowing actions. All while giving the female pleasure in her vagina via the hands and fingers. These actions combined resemble playing the bag pipe. And since anal oral can be messy, the bag pipe is indeed dusty.
The male on female equivalent of a rusty trombone.

Savannah always craves the dusty bag pipe after she goes down on me.

by Little Jimmy22 February 24, 2009

Boston steam-pipe

While fucking a girl, in any hole, who has a fever of 102 degrees or more while listening to the song "More Than a Feeling", thus feeling her elevated temperature with your "thermometer"

Bart Oates: Listen Carl, getting Boston steam-pipes from dogs is not everything.

Carl: Oh come on Bart; that only happened once.

Bart Oates: You're in the red zone Carl...

by Trife_Diesel March 17, 2010

pipe cleaner arms

a person who has small arms resembling a pipecleaner, and is usually a pussy.

person 1:dude your arms are pathetic
person 2:stop makin fun of my arms man!
person 1:you got pipe cleaner arms bro! what a pussy!
ex: matt has pipe cleaner arms.

by Sundialist93 January 26, 2011