Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

Dollar Tree obama

hakeem keep dreaming jeffries

hakeem keep dreaming Jeffries is the dollar tree obama whose face will end up on food stamp cards

by Batman the Punisher October 21, 2025

an Obama

A unit of measure, basically consisting of eight (8) of anything, because eight (and only eight) was the number of almonds President Obama would eat each evening while working. Not to be confused with a "Trump"

Tasha, Heinrich and I shared an Obama of appetizers last night at the restaurant....

by planetjack September 8, 2020

Obama yo mama

The act of eating a load of vegatables enough for your shit to get really hard and bulky and then take somebody of you don’t like’s mom, squat over their face and start pushing your shit out really hard while repeating “YES WE CAN!!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!”

Person to someone they don’t like: “Hey bitch I’m gonna obama yo mama you better watch out yo window tonight or else you gon catch me obamaing yo momma”

by Acidmofo September 18, 2023

Obama

Obama no one knows what his last name is. And no one will ever find out. It is a proven fact.

What is Obama's last name again?

by RespectablePyramid September 29, 2020

Crying Obama

He is a very Pog Youtuber

Child: OMG Ali-A is the BEST youtuber
Cultured Human: Silence Crying Obama is the best (Slaps child)

by Pickle Chungus January 14, 2021

obama boys

Younger male supporters of Barack Obama from the 2007-2008 Democratic Primary era who would harass Hillary Clinton supporters online. These Obama supporters were progressives who would later act as a catalyst for the Bernie Bros of 2015-2016. The phase ended quickly as Obama became the Democratic nominee for President in the Summer of '08.

Obama Supporter: Hillary is a sellout corporatist!!! You suck for supporting her!!

Hillary Supporter: Those Obama Boys are acting up again!!

by Sanman95 January 5, 2025