At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
by Mike The Unicorn June 13, 2011
I dont know but he has my helmet
by crackheadMush August 05, 2023
an asian looking guy with a small ass dick and its bipolar as fuck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil bitch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean shit BUTTTTTT his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to hella shit
by queenmami March 18, 2016
A local celebrity in the Lake George region (Upstate New York) who goes by the stage name Mustang Mike. You will immediately recognize him by his black sports apparel, glasses, and black feathered fedora. The most common sightings are reported at Shepard Park in Lake George and at the nearby Six Flags Great Escape. He is almost always seen dancing, especially if/when there is a musical performance going on. He is quite the character, but a friendly person nonetheless.
by realonesonly August 03, 2018
by Gayjewboy42069 September 17, 2020
Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it
by Big Weiner Nog October 05, 2017
mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock
by cokehain June 16, 2023