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waxing a camel

This refers to a lady who is shaving her intimate parts.
The use of the word camel is taken from the popular phrasecamel toe.
Whilst watching an ac/dc concert,I found it very difficult to understand some of Brian Johnson's lyrics.
One of the lines sounded like "She was waxing a Camel".
These are not the actual words, But ac/dc may use them if they wish.
Hi Britney, Have you been waxing a camel?
I say Jeeves, Is that lady Waxing a camel?
I can't come out tonight, I am waxing my camel.
I prefer a lady with a waxed camel, not a 70's bush.
Looking through a window,I observed two ladies waxing each others camels, I was thoroughly disgusted!
Look at that camel, I bet it is waxed.
My favourite hobby is camel waxing.
by Scott Bon January 11, 2009
mugGet the waxing a camelmug.

Shaved Camel

1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
Eg: 1) " can I have a ride on dem shaved camels"
2) " Danny's new girl got the shaved camel yo"
by T bagking September 20, 2016
mugGet the Shaved Camelmug.

Ride the camel

The sexual act of straddling or humping a penis that has noticeable, possibly painful, curve or bend to it
My man has a curve so I had to learn to ride the camel.
by FattNoodleCat May 19, 2023
mugGet the Ride the camelmug.

Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.
(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...
by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024
mugGet the Camel-Toe Kamalamug.

Camel Day

A Day where You Eat a Shit Ton of Food and Drink a Helluva Lot of Water so You don't have to Eat and Drink for a Few Days
Guy 1: Oh Dude Today is My Camel Day!

Guy 2: Oh that's Good Man. Make Sure to Eat some for Me
by Mephistopheles July 29, 2021
mugGet the Camel Daymug.

Mounting the Camel

Jim said he was mounting the camel last night. He said it was a hell of a ride but he managed to stay on.
by Ockahm June 16, 2021
mugGet the Mounting the Camelmug.

Grudge Camel

A person who can and does hold grudges beyond all reasonable timescales.
Do not mess with my wife, she is a total grudge camel.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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