A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later
Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025
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by anonymous October 22, 2025
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When someone tries to assert dominance or “win” an argument by downplaying or belittling others, often to mask insecurity or lack of true confidence.
They act like an alpha, but the energy is toxic, defensive, or manipulative rather than genuinely strong.
When someone tries to assert dominance or “win” an argument by downplaying or belittling others, often to mask insecurity or lack of true confidence.
They act like an alpha, but the energy is toxic, defensive, or manipulative rather than genuinely strong.
“He interrupts everyone just to sound smart — that’s such alpha negative behaviour.”
“She talks over people like she’s in charge, but it’s pure alpha negative energy.”
“Real alphas lead calmly. Alpha negatives need everyone to know they’re in control.”
“She talks over people like she’s in charge, but it’s pure alpha negative energy.”
“Real alphas lead calmly. Alpha negatives need everyone to know they’re in control.”
by BeyondVerse November 3, 2025
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When someone tries to assert dominance or “win” an argument by downplaying or belittling others, usually to mask insecurity or lack of true confidence.
They act like an alpha, but the energy is toxic, defensive, or manipulative instead of genuinely strong.
When someone tries to assert dominance or “win” an argument by downplaying or belittling others, usually to mask insecurity or lack of true confidence.
They act like an alpha, but the energy is toxic, defensive, or manipulative instead of genuinely strong.
“He interrupts everyone just to sound smart — that’s such alpha negative behaviour.”
“She talks over people like she’s in charge, but it’s pure alpha negative energy.”
“Real alphas lead calmly. Alpha negatives need everyone to know they’re in control.”
"Fake alpha energy — all bark, no backbone."
“She talks over people like she’s in charge, but it’s pure alpha negative energy.”
“Real alphas lead calmly. Alpha negatives need everyone to know they’re in control.”
"Fake alpha energy — all bark, no backbone."
by BeyondVerse November 3, 2025
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Get the Retro Alpha mug.A shit of kids who were born from 2013 and forward, use slang words like skibidi, 6 7, and gyatt 24\7 nonstop, will die without iPad, did you think gen z was bad? Well guess what, this is much worse
Me: your generation sucks
Gen alpha kid: EW YOU HAVE NO RIZZ AT ALL. Start getting some aura broooo.
Me: shut the fuck up
Gen alpha kid: EW YOU HAVE NO RIZZ AT ALL. Start getting some aura broooo.
Me: shut the fuck up
by Stoopid gen alpha kidz December 14, 2025
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